I Will Never Lick a Spoon Again...

Greetings Earthlings!

So I volunteer for the American Red Cross every summer. I help out teaching swimming lessons and can get free lessons for volunteering.

So I had on a swimsuit with criss-cross straps in the back.

Yeah... So nine to four... Sunburn... Sunburn lines...

So my back is red except for the pasty white criss-crosses.

Yeah... I want to yell now... I will...

Sunburn lines, go away!

Sunburn lines: No.

Me: Are my sunburns lines talking to me? I was just yelling at you to get my anger out...

SL: Oh, yes, we're talking to you. Everything is alive. Even the spoon you lick after making cake. Lucky spoon! Getting licked all the time! No one wants to lick a sunburn line!

Me: ...

SL: The way all those tongues-

Me: Stop! Enough! We, I mean I, have young readers!

SL:Ha. You wish you had readers...

Me: Ok, so I think that's enough blogging for today... I will never lick a spoon again...

Until Later!

Anna